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Panda Master Escape Plan (Video) (322 diggs) You distract the guardsman - we will take the backdoor!

One Million Trees For Ethiopia (315 diggs) Gashaw Tahir returned to his birth country of Ethiopia to find the green hills that surrounded his home eroded and ruined due to deforestation.

Seton Hall Player Punches Opponent in the Nuts TWICE [Video] (234 diggs) No one cares about the NIT, but the only thing anyone is talking about today from last night's games is Herb Pope and the fact that he punched Texas Tech's Darko Cohadarevic below the belt ... twice. Yes, he was ejected.

Walking Out On A Ghostbusters Marathon? (394 diggs) xkcd

Google Issues Statement On Nexus One Sales (280 diggs) Numbers released by Flurry Analytics yesterday suggested that Google's Nexus One had sold around 135,000 units in 74 days (the same amount of time it took the iPhone to hit a million) -- not a staggering number by any measure.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller (508 diggs) Episode 8: Zach sits down with Ben Stiller, star of the 'Meet the Fockers' series as well as the new movie, Greenberg.

Cash for Caulkers: Can Home Weatherization Save the Planet? (204 diggs) From the federal stimulus to 'cash for caulkers,' home weatherization has never been hotter. But can it really save the environment and the economy?

U.S. Missionaries in Haiti Jailed on Kidnapping Charges? (246 diggs) After the January 12th earthquake-heard- around the world, but felt in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, foreigners from across the globe immediately flew to their aid. Among them were the U.S. missionaries from Idaho who later gained a great deal of negative attention from Haitian officials and the American press.

10 Celebrities Who Named Their Children When They Were High (287 diggs) How could they do this to their own kids?

The Anatomy of a Fart. (308 diggs) Did you know that no two farts are exactly alike? It’s true. Farts are sort of like snowflakes in that regard. Little, invisible, smelly, snowflakes.

If TMNT Actually Used Their Weapons [VID] (499 diggs) Now they're all cool but rude.

America’s National Debt in Perspective (Infographic) (287 diggs) The U.S. external debt was $13.45 trillion in June 2009 and President Obama’s latest budget proposal projects that number will reach $20 trillion for 2015. By that point, the public’s share of that debt is expected to reach an alarming two-thirds of the GDP. Let's add some perspective...

ShoWest: Toy Story 3 Is A Guaranteed New Hit For Pixar (210 diggs) I'm not really sure what I'm allowed to tell you about what I saw in Toy Story 3 this morning at ShoWest. So at the risk of Disney's wrath, I'll tell you this: Toy Story 3 fits perfectly in line with the Pixar legacy, and almost definitely represents the 11th hit in a row for the remarkable studio.

Um Coach? (PIC) (604 diggs)

Uber Creepy Tour: Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans [69 Pics] (604 diggs) When an amusement park becomes abandoned and an eerie silence descends to blanket the decay, the atmosphere seems to twist and takes on a nightmarish vibe. Here are 69 uber-creepy urban exploration photographs as we tour the abandoned amusement park Six Flags New Orleans.

American Military: Trust in the last vestige of US dominance (207 diggs) If there's one area where the US maintains a decisive lead over other countries, it's in its military.

"All black people leave the store now" - Walmart (517 diggs) Wal-Mart officials are reviewing security tapes after an announcement was made for "all black people" to leave a southern New Jersey store.

6 Subtle Ways The News Media Disguises Bullshit As Fact (582 diggs) The media has extremely subtle ways of manipulating your point of view in whichever way they see fit. Next time you open a paper, keep your eyes peeled for these techniques.

Silicon Sweatshops: iPhone manufacturers suffer nerve damage (366 diggs) The mysterious illness began with an odd tingling of the fingers one week, a creeping numbness in the feet the next. Sometimes, deep and painful muscle cramps would wake the factory workers from their dorm beds. Weeks later, many of the workers simply couldn’t walk right, staggering across the factory grounds.

Headstones to Die For [Pics] (486 diggs) Some of the more bizarre, creative and funny grave markers that liven up cemeteries.

Scientologists forced me to have two abortions (314 diggs) An Australian woman has given a tearful account of how the Church of Scientology allegedly coerced her to have two abortions, as a fresh attempt was being made for a Senate inquiry into the organisation.

Disgraced baseball manager reveals inner Scarface [image] (191 diggs) The Ron Washington cocaine use story has shocked the baseball world and created a very tenuous situation, and an undoubtedly short leash, for Texas Rangers manager. It also inspired a funny picture. Score.

Agony and Ivory -Elephants Butchered For Chinese Lust-[pics] (284 diggs) The Chinese lust for ivory has led to the vast killing of Africa's elephants. Is it too late to save them? Story report,followed by-Slideshow of Dominic Nahr's photographs.

Baldness: A New Canvas For Awesome Art (253 diggs) When Philip Levine first started losing his hair in his early twenties he didn't quite know how to deal with the situation. "I thought why not use it as a canvas, paint and attach things to my head using the border of where my hair would be"

Teacher Stabs Student 7 Times for Farting (393 diggs) Persistent farting, that is. When he refused to stop, she stabbed him seven times in the arm with a pen, but the school still offered to keep her on the job.