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Pole Dancing Instructional Video (321 diggs) Now You Can Be A Pole Dancer Too!

Insane Garage Sale Sign. Woman's Revenge on Ex. Comical[PIC] (639 diggs) Not a garage sale or sign you see every day, if ever. Gives whole new meaning to the July 4th term, "Independence Day." At least the woman has a sense of humor--though her ex may not think so.

I Don't Need Subtitles. (1,133 diggs) She Sale Seashells By The Seashore.

Not Another Non-XKCD Webcomic Comic (1,370 diggs) True story. Good for a chuckle.

Man accused of faking heart attacks to avoid bills (403 diggs) A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares.

In Soviet Russia, English learns you (1,452 diggs)

How Not To Fake A Heart Attack (1,594 diggs) If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court appearance, don't choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals its a tough one to stick with.

How much Skin is too much at the Office? (446 diggs) Here's a scenario very likely to happen at a small business this summer: The owner arrives in the morning, and is greeted not only by the company's receptionist, but her exposed navel. And maybe her nose ring too.

After 4 years, 115K miles & 100's of awkward first dates... (408 diggs) In 2004, Ahmed Ibrahim launched a matchmaking service from behind the wheel of his New York City cab. After four years, 115,000 miles and hundreds of awkward first dates, Mr. Ibrahim has reached a milestone: his first engagement....

On Day Care, Google Makes a Rare Fumble (525 diggs) Parents who had been paying $1,425 a month for infant care would see their costs rise to nearly $2,500 — well above the market rate.

America's Birthday Party. Were You invited? (205 diggs) The nation's largest fireworks display exploded in a spectrum of color over the East River, temporarily stealing the spotlight from New York's world-famous skyline and helping to create a brilliant end to a day of July Fourth celebrations nationwide.

Job Centre Advertises For Naked Cleaner £10 An Hour (257 diggs) (But only £6 if you're fully clothed) A job centre has been carrying an unexpected advert - for a naked cleaner. The advert is one you might expect to see in a top shelf magazine or on an X-rated internet site. But the job of naked domestic help is one of the positions Southampton Jobcentre Plus has been offering to the Hampshire city's unemployed.

I'll Bet You $1 You'll Read This Homeless Guy's Sign [PIC] (2,716 diggs) Seriously... Wanna take the bet?

If it bleeds, we can kill it. (2,054 diggs) ...or insert your favorite Arnold quote.

Miniature Dachshund Chews Off Owner's Toe (544 diggs) An Illinois woman says her beloved miniature dachshund gnawed off her right big toe while she was asleep. The 56-year-old says she has no feeling in her toes because of nerve damage from diabetes. She discovered the toe missing after waking from a nap Monday. A veterinarian says the dog was attracted by a healing hangnail. GROSS!

How To Handle Sign Carrying Religious Nuts 2.0 (2,262 diggs)

If Your Last Girlfriend Had an IMDb Page (2,813 diggs) Goofs and continuity errors by your last girlfriend.

How To Handle Sign Carrying Religious Nuts 3.0 [PIC] (4,338 diggs) The guy on the left is my buddy Josh. Last year, this same protester stood outside of his apartment, and he peacefully showed his lack of interest in the hate that this man was spreading. This year, he got a little more creative.

Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws (3,227 diggs) In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

Painting of an elephant. By an elephant (2,645 diggs) Dead serious. This picture is incredible.

*Your reason for burying* = Its not XKCD (3,594 diggs) I thought this one was quite funny actually..

The Most Patriotic Man Alive Flies 1,032 Flags At His House! (654 diggs) He told NBC 7/39 it took him 14 hours to assemble -- he started Saturday night and did not finish until Sunday morning. Pfeiffer asked NBC 7/39 not to give out his address -- but he did say the house is located on Eastridge Loop near Eastlake Parkway and Otay Lakes Road in Eastlake Greens.

Urban warfare [PIC] (1,504 diggs)

Most incredible sand castle ever made [PIC] (1,522 diggs) If there's a castle-shaped bucket that large in the world, I fear the mad who can upturn it.

Best of George W (Compilation) (1,566 diggs)